My cat: “Mama, I wanna do the thing.”
Me: “You can’t do the thing. The thing will make you sick.”
My cat: ”I wanna do the thing!”
Me: “You can’t do the thing! The thing will make you sick!”
My cat: “I WANNA DO THE THING!!!”
Me: sighs
My husband as he walks in and sees me clean up a puddle of cat sick: “You let her do the thing, didn’t you?”
Me (deliberately keeping my eyes on my work): “Maybe.”
My husband:
Me:
My husband:
Me:
My husband: “You knew it would make her sick.”
Me: “Oh, like you’re so good at not letting her do the thing!”